FreakBox

The phone call

geri.cole@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:59:20 -0700

Hello, thanks for watching, can you hold please? These are life decisions he's making.

Vote for Slipknot

geri.cole@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:45:39 -0700

Hey there superfans, yes you alone have discovered metal. congratulations.

Hey this really sucks...

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:14:10 -0700

Why does everyone think they can rap? Why?

You're Fired

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:12:03 -0700

From speaking.

Short and Sweet

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:09:35 -0700

You hear that world...ain't love grand.

The Scalper Confessional

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:08:27 -0700

Two honest scalpers, sounds like an oxymoron doesn't it?

Penny and the earthquake

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:02:34 -0700

Penny is damn cute for a 'freaky bitch'.

Penny's view of ATL

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:56:49 -0700

There's alot going on in this box. Get ready for ATL.

Nice Old Gerry

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:48:52 -0700

It kinda seems like he's praying doesn't it?

Lady Luck Rush

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:46:18 -0700

This is the worst pitch we've ever heard...Yup, the worst.

Japanese Girls

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:42:02 -0700

Translation: "Hooray, we love Alltrue! It's the best website ever!"

Hit by a Bus

geri.cole@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:21:32 -0700

We don't get many show tunes here in the freakbox, especially not ones that are followed by ramblings about getting hit by a bus and not finding god...enjoy