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Freaktown USA: Panama City Beach

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FreakTown, USA

The Original Hidden Camera Travel Show. GPS meets LOL.

In this episode, the FreakTown USA crew invades Panama City, a normally sleepy beach town on the Florida panhandle. Except for two weeks of the year known as Spring Break during which the population explodes 500% and the streets and beaches are flooded with…liquor, bong water and hormones. Some of the characters you will meet include:

Sir Adrian, Equerry to the British Royal Family: Scouting for Spring Break accommodations for the Royal Prince William, Sir Adrian gets a jaw-droppingly candid assessment of the town’s attractions from its own Mayor.

Foreign Couple, Spring Break seems simple unless you just arrived from the vaguely Eastern Baltic nation of Balukajar and know very little English…or anything else. First disappointment: This is NOT the place with the Canal.

Dr. Carmel, Motel Psychologist: Motel guests are often surprised when Dr. Carmel knocks on their doors, often late at night, to let them know that he’s available 24/7 to discuss their “issues”.

Puker Dan: It’s hard to make friends when you’re always about to hurl.

Dan Timber, Porn Producer: Dan and his lovely assistant Carrie are casting their new XXX epic: Spring Break Blows! Would-be stars recruited off the street and beaches seem unconcerned about the script – or the startling twist!